Your Birdie Town golf glove(s) will be "the coolest golf glove" you've ever bought – meaning the most stylish, best-fitting, most breathable, most comfortable, most durable, and most affordable.
And if you give them as gifts, your gift recipients will feel the same way – and they will go out of their way to tell you how much they like and appreciate them.
HOWEVER, if, for some reason you don't feel my gloves live up to everything I've just said, just then it/them back for a full product refund.
Sound fair? I think so, too!